================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Turn your head and cough... ================================================================== August 30, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: Poor Winona Ryder -- seems a bad stomach bug has caused her to bow out of filming for a new drama. Which leads us to ponder: What other ailments afflict Hollywood's elite? The Top 9 Celebrity Illnesses 9. Male Pattern Baldwiness 8. Streep Throat 7. Ben Affleck -- Pearl Harborrhoids 6. Charlton Heston -- Damn Dirty Ape-ndicitis 5. Anne Hecheurysm: A sudden remission from Degenerative Heart Elleness 4. Severe Exhaustion: AKA "$20,000-a-day smack habit" 3. Whoopi Cough 2. Sequel Cell Anemia and the Number 1 Celebrity Illness... 1. Sharon Stones [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 72 submissions from 21 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA -- 1, 2, 5 Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 3 Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 5 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3, 8 Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 4 Craig D. Barker Ann Arbor, MI -- 6 Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA -- 7 Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 9 Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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