================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES The list fell off a truck, I swear! ================================================================== May 16, 2008 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: The Sundance Channel has been acquired by New York-based Cablevision Systems. The Top 9 Changes in a New York Version of The Sundance Film Channel 9. Less sun, less dancing. 8. All Woody, All The Time! 7. Films subtitled in Brooklynese. 6. Shuts down for all Jewish holidays. 5. Wildlife scenes usually involve squirrels and rats. 4. If you don't give the new owner a big enough birthday present, it only broadcasts from 3:00 to 4:00 a.m. 3. The "border town" looks suspiciously like Coney Island and there's an old, wooden Ferris Wheel in the Milagro beanfield. 2. Next up, Merchant-Ivory presents: "What's Left of the #*@%#$ Day." and the Number 1 Change in a New York Version of the Sundance Film Channel... 1. Films with low ratings found floating in the East River. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 26 submissions from 9 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 1, 2, 7, 8 (Gross points!) Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 6, 8 (Three pic deal!) Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 5 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 8, 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Am I Funny To You?? ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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