================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES I want a 12 mil on babies, ND Grad with a Pola, and bang the cookie on the b.g. NOW!! * ================================================================== October 24, 2003 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Michael Bay, driven and forceful director of The Rock, Armageddon and Pearl Harbor, is a producer on the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Top 7 Classes in the Michael Bay Film School 7. Business Economics: Budgeting for Blasts and Blood 6. Setbuilding 101: If You Can't Blow It Up, Throw It Out 5. Pyrotechnics 204: Blowing the Shit Out of Anything and Everything in Every Shot, NOW!! 4. Buddy Films and Beer Commercials: Not a Big Difference 3. Realistic Dialogue 101: Where to Put That Line or Two 2. Revised American History: How to Change the Outcome of America's Wars and Conflicts to Make Your Movies Even More Patronizing and Patriotic and the Number 1 Class in the Michael Bay Film School... 1. Master Class: Fooling All of the People All of the Time [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Scott Witmer!! Hanover, PA!! -- 1, 5 (7th #1!!) Danny Gallagher!! Henderson, TX!! -- 2, 5 Gideon Griebenow!! Potchefstroom, SA!! -- 3, 6, 7 (3 pic deal!!) Bruce Alter!! Fairfax Station, VA!! -- 4 Kristian Idol!! Burbank, CA!! -- Bay's Bastard Son!! * The director wants a wide-angle lens on the short tripod, with neutral density gradient and Polaroid filters, while shining a light through a patterned screen into the background. Quickly. ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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