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                           June 25, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

               1. In Troy, Brad Pitt plays the
                  greatest warrior in the world.
               2. Researchers at Harvard are studying 
                  fight behavior of the fruit fly.


        The Top 9 Differences If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly


 9. Jennifer Aniston - out. Geena Davis - Hello, Mrs. Pitt!

 8. Several more legs to get into skirt-wearing shape.

 7. No need for a publicist -- he'd create his own buzz.

 6. Women the world over buying flypaper in record numbers.

 5. Fly-fishing scenes in A River Runs Through It much less
    romantic, much more creepy.

 4. His 15 minutes of fame would constitute over a third of his
    life-cycle.

 3. Slightly smaller costume budget.

 2. Next film: Meet Joe Blackberry


    and the Number 1 Difference If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly...


 1. Not so anxious to star in the next S.W.A.T. movie.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

                      Fruit Fly Fight Club
            
                          Fight Club DVD
       (2-disc set with commentaries, doc, deleted scenes)

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Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 1, 4 (11th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 2
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA  -- 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA    -- 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO  -- 6, 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Writer, Not a Fighter

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