================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES All actresses are over 18 months. ================================================================== April 1, 2005 The Top 9 Differences If Movies Were Made By Babies 9. Less violence, more poop. 8. Top box office draw of all time? Chesty Morgan. 7. Just about every Oscar would go to a "million dollar baby". 6. MTV Cribs: The Movie 5. Dora the Explorer: Womb Raider 4. Easier international distribution, since all dialogue is of the "oochie-coochie-coo" variety. 3. "Of all the cribs in all the nurseries in all the preschools, she had to crawl into mine." 2. Even in G-rated movies: nipples galore! and the Number 1 Difference If Movies Were Made By Babies... 1. Will Smith's next role? Car keys. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 1, 2 (17th #1) John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 4 (7th #1) Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 7 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 5, 6 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Does my dog count? ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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