================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER I know you! You're, uh... You were on that show! ================================================================== May 24, 2002 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: I mispelled a name recently ("Bard Pitt") and it gots me to thinkin'... The Top 9 Differences If Shakespeare and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies 9. With that hair-do, those old "Pitt is gay" rumors would start up again. 8. Hijinks ensue on Friends when Cordelia and Ophelia argue over the same hot guy. 7. Not as many fights in Melancholy Club. 6. Newest plays: Romeo and Jennifer, Ocean's Eleventh Night. 5. Brad getting constant work in Night of the Living Dead sequels. 4. Everyone in Fight Club wears tights and those big, ruffly collars. 3. Shakespeare's plays published directly to Cliffs Notes. 2. Tabloid articles? "People's 50 Most Beautiful People"?? Groupies??? He's a WRITER! and the Number 1 Difference if Shakespeare and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies... 1. Filming on A River Runs Through It suspended when the star hooks his codpiece while fly fishing. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Ocean's Eleven (2001) Fight Club Shakespeare in Love (Hunky Joseph Fienes as The Bard) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 24 submissions from 6 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 1, 2, 6 (Hat trick! 12th #1) Scott Witmer, Design Engineer -- 3, 5, 9 (Hat trick!) Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent -- 4, 8 Kris Johnson, Boom Operator -- 7, 8 Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
This archive is maintained by Kristian Idol at www.13idol.com
Get a new Top 5 Movies list every Friday! Subscribe Page