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                         November 21, 2003 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                  Quentin Tarantino, director of
                 Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction,
                 returns to violence in Kill Bill.


    The Top 9 Differences If Tarantino Remade The Wizard of Oz


 9. "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in the Emerald 
    City? They call it an 'Ozburger with Cheese'." 

 8. It's the story of 4 people assembled to walk the yellow 
    brick road: Mr. Tin, Mr. Straw, Mr. Fur and Miss Gingham. 

 7. The Tin Woodsman just returned from 3 years in Amsterdam. 

 6. Forget Pink Floyd, this version syncs up perfectly with 
    Strawberry Letter #23 by The Brothers Johnson. 

 5. The Wicked Witch (Ving Rhames) quotes biblical passages as
    he torches munchkins, while the Tin Man (Tim Roth) leaks oil
    all over. 

 4. After Dorothy's house falls on the Wicked Witch of the West, 
    she and Glenda the Good Witch hide the body in the trunk of 
    their car. 

 3. "Pay no attention to the motherf***ing man behind the 
    motherf***ing curtain, motherf***er!" 

 2. "Who rang that bell?" is the last thing the gatekeeper ever 
    says before getting his head ripped through the peep-hole
    by a not-so-cowardly lion. 


            and the Number 1 Difference If Tarantino
                   Remade The Wizard of Oz... 


 1. Gone are the striped-stockinged legs under Dorothy's house, 
    replaced by a 50-foot splatter zone of internal organs. 



              [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

                         Pulp Fiction DVD

                        Reservoir Dogs DVD

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Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors. 
Today's Top 5 List authors are: 
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Larry Hollister, Concord, CA       -- 1, 2, 5 (Three pic deal!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH          -- 3, 9 
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX         -- 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA       -- 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS                 -- 5 
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, CAN -- 6 
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA              -- 7 
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO          -- 8 
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA             -- Mr. Editor 

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