================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES You must be present to win. ================================================================== January 30, 2009 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: According to The Washington Post, because of his long-held interest in politics, some Democrats want Ben Affleck to run for Virginia State Senator. The Top 8 Differences Under President Ben Affleck 8. Bragging on his war record: Pearl Harbor. 7. The Vice President is also his stunt double. 6. Any mention of Gigli gets you six months at Leavenworth. 5. Bad economic news today? President just asks for a rewrite. 4. First Bud Matt Damon, Spiritual Advisor Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes as Head of Deregulation at the DEA. 3. A First Lady who can roundhouse kick any head of state who gets out of line. 2. Hollywood accountants prove that the National Debt doesn't exist. and the Number 1 Difference Under President Ben Affleck... 1. Instead of hitting on the President, all the interns ask to meet his best friend. [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI -- 1, 5 Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 2, 7 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 4 John English, Orem, UT -- 3, 4 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 6 Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- The Editor From Minnesota ------------------------------------------------------------------ Differences Under President Ben Affleck RUNNERS UP list -- Hollywoodlard ------------------------------------------------------------------ 51st state added: J-Lo's ass. (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA) Pork is eliminated from government, but there's a lot more ham! (Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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