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                         October 25, 2002 


               The Top 8 John Malkovich Pickup Lines


 8. "You can enter my portal anytime."

 7. "Despite what you may have heard, I have no problem with you
     using me to channel a dead lesbian lover."

 6. "Can I pet your little rabbit?"

 5. "Wanna play Hyde Mr. Jekyll?"
 
 4. "I have the unique desire to molest you while wearing a
     Pinocchio suit and nibbling on your peanut-butter-covered
     toes."

 3. "Are yours legs tired, because you've been running through
     my mind all night. No, really, you've been in my head all
     night!!"

 2. "Think of it this way -- after tonight you will be only 2
     degrees away from Kevin Bacon."


     and the Number 1 John Malkovich Pickup Line...


 1. "Floors aren't the only thing there are 7 1/2 of, baby."



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                             BIG HITS

                       Being John Malkovich
             A little weird, but different and clever.

               Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
       A wild movie with John as the future King of France

                             Rounders
     A very interesting sleeper about traveling card sharks.

                       Dangerous Liaisons
  One of the very best Malkovich movies; the dialogue is unreal!

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Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH     -- 1, 3, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA        -- 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA      -- 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5, 6
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX       -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Separated at birth from John

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