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February 22, 2008
The Top 7 Menu Items at a Hollywood Deli
7. The Scarlett Johansson: Melons with a side of ham.
6. The Madonna: Served hot, but a little lean and not too fresh.
5. The Angelina Jolie: Baby back ribs served with baby carrots
and baby Portobello mushrooms, served on a bed of baby greens.
4. The Uma Thurman: Long leg of lamb.
3. The Jack Nicholson: Marinated, aged pork on rye, served atop
spring chicken.
2. The Affleck: First course is a bland bowl of chowder; second
course is a younger, more flavorful bowl of chowder.
and the Number 1 Menu Item at a Hollywood Deli...
1. The Ice-T: Ironically, just hot black coffee.
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