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                          March 11, 2005

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                  One month left, my friends...


              The Top 7 Movie Industry Tax Deductions


 7. Casualty loss: Appearing in any of Ben Affleck's last four
    films.

 6. In-home labor: Documented-immigrant kitchen staff/green M&M
    sorter.

 5. Standard deduction: Caring "more" about the environment.

 4. $600 deduction: Number of alimonies exceeds your shoe size.

 3. Surely there's some kinda deduction thingy for being dumped
    by Brad Pitt! (Jennifer Aniston, 2005 return) 

 2. Medical expenses, Tom Sizemore: 1 bag clean urine, 1 "whizzer"
    apparatus.


    and the Number 1 Movie Industry Tax Deduction...


 1. Medical/Travel expenses, Lindsay Lohan: Additional baggage
    she's required to carry around since her parents moved to
    Nutsville.



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Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX   -- 1 (7th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA    -- 2, 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 7
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 4
John English, Orem, UT           -- 5, 6
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Over-taxed

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