================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES May be too intense for younger readers. ================================================================== June 13, 2003 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Recently, 25-year-old Ashton Kutcher and 40-year-old Demi Moore have been seen "canoodling" together in various clubs and resorts. The Top 9 Things Overheard on an Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Getaway 9. "Dude, where's my condom?" 8. "Got MILF?" 7. "Uh-oh... you've been spunk'd!" 6. "NEVER - mention - Striptease - again!!" 5. "No way! You used to live on Maple Street? I used to babysit a boy on Map-- oh, $#@t!" 4. "You're so pretty... such delicate features..." "And you've got great biceps, Demi." 3. "Honey, tell me more about what it was really like being a teenager in the 70's?" 2. "Demi, since I hooked up with you, my life has been even better than Satan promised!" and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on an Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Getaway... 1. "You know the rules, Ash: No sex until you call Bruce and yell, 'Dude, where's your hair?!'" [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Dude, Where's My Car? G.I. Jane The Graduate ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 32 submissions from 13 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 2, 5 (Three picture deal!) Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 3 Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- 4, 7 Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 6 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 9 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 40yo SWM ISO 25yo SAF ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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