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                          March 29, 2002


                 The Top 9 Perks of Being Famous 


 9. Free Happy Meals.

 8. When you're photographed in crappy old clothes, it's called
    "quirky".

 7. Causing your employer to lose millions of dollars not a
    fireable offense.

 6. Gold-plated 45-second hourglass you got at the Oscar luncheon
    is great for timing your marriages.

 5. You never have to explain why you broke up with your ex --
    Entertainment Tonight does it for you.

 4. Assistant with antiseptic wipes to sterilize your butt after
    each ass-kissing.

 3. Your chances of being roughed up by Russell Crowe increase
    dramatically.

 2. Never having to say you're guilty.


    and the Number 1 Perk of Being Famous...


 1. Stand in line, it'll be your turn with Winona Ryder soon.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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                      Great Movie Dialogue

                        CHUCK
              Bill, let me try and explain this to you.
              As we sit here and idly chat, there are
              women -- female human beings -- rolling
              around in strange beds with strange men,
              and we are making money from that.

                        BILL
              Is this a great country or what?


                           Nightshift
                     starring Henry Winkler
                       and Michael Keaton

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Selected from 44 submissions from 15 contributors, including
regular ol' Showbiz Insider subscribers like you.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Arthur Levesque, Civilian              -- 1, 9
William C. Martell, Screenwriter       -- 2, 6
Judith Cottrill, Civilian              -- 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
"Psycho Bill", Civilian                -- 2
Marko Peric, Electronics Sales         -- 3
G. Cameron Reeves, Computer Specialist -- 4
Fran Fruit, Media Junkie               -- 5
Scott Charles, Sr., Software Engineer  -- 9
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director         -- Moderator

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