================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Does not come with any other figures. ================================================================== October 19, 2007 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: They've started development of Terminator 4, which means, of course, questions whether the Govinator will appear in it... The Top 8 Plotlines If Schwarzenegger Appears in Terminator 4 8. The Terminator infiltrates the phone company to help track down and kill anyone who has ever said the phrase "I'll be back" in a bad Austrian accent on an answering machine message. 7. California's government is paralyzed when the election results are Total Recalled. 6. Kyle Reese explains that in addition to the T-800 being an unstoppable killing machine, it also likes to usurp Democratic initiatives and claim them as his own. 5. The incredibly out-of-shape killing machine gets his flabby butt stuck in the portal from the future, thus allowing Sarah Connor to slap him into submission. 4. The Terminator comes back and, through a series of hilarious mix-ups, finds himself in charge of a gaggle of cute, precocious five year olds in Terminator 4: Kindergarten Cyborg. 3. Terminator 4? What happened to Terminator limits? 2. The Terminator is sent back to 2008 to stop the Democrats rise to power, but is thwarted by a being even more cold, ruthless, and heartless than he: Hillary Clinton. and the Number 1 Plotline If Schwarzenegger Appears in Terminator 4... 1. The Terminator returns from the future not to kill Sarah Connor, but merely to grope her. [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 1, 2, 4, 8 (Blockbuster!) Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 2 Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 3 Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 5 Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 6 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Listinator ------------------------------------------------------------------ Plotlines If Schwarzenegger Appears in Terminator 4 RUNNERS UP list -- He Said It, I Didn't ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Terminator is defeated once and for all when his wife's uncle takes him for a drive. (Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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