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                           June 23, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            Daryl Hannah was arrested after climbing a 
          tree to protest the razing of an "urban farm". 


           The Top 7 Poor Examples of Hollywood Activism


 7. Alec Baldwin - Gorging himself until Democrats regain a
    majority. Of anything.

 6. Paris Hilton - Supporting the humane "putting down" of
    unwanted dogs and best friends.

 5. Sean Young - Wearing real cat fur and licking up bowls of milk
    outside the director's house until he casts her in Catwoman 2.
    Oh, and save the rain forest.

 4. Peter Falk - Keeping an eye peeled for Neighborhood Watch.

 3. Paul Reubens - Always willing to lend a neighbor a helping
    hand.

 2. Angelina Jolie - Keep adopting babies unless the U.S. eases
    its immigration policy.


    and the Number 1 Poor Example of Hollywood Activism...


 1. Al Gore - Will release an Inconvenient Truth sequel every
    three months until elected or until global warming's fixed,
    whichever comes first.



              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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John English, Orem, UT           -- 1, 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 6
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY        -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Self-involved

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