================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Unpaid list-writers, unite! ================================================================== June 23, 2006 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Daryl Hannah was arrested after climbing a tree to protest the razing of an "urban farm". The Top 7 Poor Examples of Hollywood Activism 7. Alec Baldwin - Gorging himself until Democrats regain a majority. Of anything. 6. Paris Hilton - Supporting the humane "putting down" of unwanted dogs and best friends. 5. Sean Young - Wearing real cat fur and licking up bowls of milk outside the director's house until he casts her in Catwoman 2. Oh, and save the rain forest. 4. Peter Falk - Keeping an eye peeled for Neighborhood Watch. 3. Paul Reubens - Always willing to lend a neighbor a helping hand. 2. Angelina Jolie - Keep adopting babies unless the U.S. eases its immigration policy. and the Number 1 Poor Example of Hollywood Activism... 1. Al Gore - Will release an Inconvenient Truth sequel every three months until elected or until global warming's fixed, whichever comes first. [ Copyright 2006 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 5 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 2 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 4 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 6 Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Self-involved ================================================================== [ Copyright 2006 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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