================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Batteries not included. ================================================================== May 28, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Computer-animated Shrek did 157 bazillion dollars last weekend, another nail in the the coffin of the classic, hand-drawn style... The Top 9 Reasons Hand Animation Is Dead 9. Because it's only being used for films with lame-ass scripts. 8. Unfortunately, the International Hand Union was never able to put their finger on the problem and get a firm grasp on the industry. 7. Snow White and the Seven Stick-Figures proved they're just not trying anymore. 6. Even the South Park guys are too lazy to move their construction paper around by hand anymore. 5. Increased popularity of Japanese buttock animation. 4. Every since Sylvester Stallone's career tanked, people have lost interest in two-dimensional characters. 3. Hard to get skilled female animators to agree to a "hand job". 2. "Why do you want to know, Dave?" and the Number 1 Reason Hand Animation Is Dead... 1. Pixar, in the study, with the joystick. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The Animation Book: A Complete Guide to Animated Filmmaking, From Flip-Books to Sound Cartoons to 3-D Animation Anime Mania: How to Draw Characters for Japanese Animation ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 50 submissions from 16 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 7 (2nd #1) Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 2 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 3, 4 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 5 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 6 Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 8 Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Upper Hand ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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