================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Hooray for... ================================================================== August 23, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: Phantom Menace star Ewan McGregor recently told a British magazine he'd never live in Hollywood. "I might like working there," McGregor said, "but I'd never live there." The Top 9 Reasons to Live in Hollywood 9. Dramatic suicide by hanging much more difficult to do off of most other cities' signs. 8. Regular dust-ups of studio executives make for plenty of parking attendants. 7. "I can't believe I'm screwing the same hooker as Charlie Sheen!" 6. Because the last time they had a British Academy Awards ceremony, seven people showed up and five of those were caterers. 5. If you're ever in trouble, Harrison Ford's rescue 'copter is right around the corner. 4. Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Get 10% off at participating area El Pollo Locos. 3. "So in order to consummate this important business deal, all we have to do is -- HEY, LOOK! JOE PISCOPO!" 2. You know that "Hope I Die Before I Get Old" song? Between skin cancer, earthquakes, smog warnings, and various traffic-related incidents, your odds for fulfilling that goal are much better. and the Number 1 Reason to Live in Hollywood... 1. Very convenient locale if you aren't a Ewan McGregor fan. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 59 submissions from 11 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ -- 1 Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN -- 2, 9 Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 4 Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 5, 8 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 6 Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 7 Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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