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                         August 23, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

         Phantom Menace star Ewan McGregor recently told
         a British magazine he'd never live in Hollywood.
           "I might like working there," McGregor said,
                   "but I'd never live there."


            The Top 9 Reasons to Live in Hollywood


 9. Dramatic suicide by hanging much more difficult to do off
    of most other cities' signs.

 8. Regular dust-ups of studio executives make for plenty of
    parking attendants.

 7. "I can't believe I'm screwing the same hooker as 
     Charlie Sheen!"

 6. Because the last time they had a British Academy Awards
    ceremony, seven people showed up and five of those were
    caterers.

 5. If you're ever in trouble, Harrison Ford's rescue 'copter
    is right around the corner.

 4. Got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Get 10% off at
    participating area El Pollo Locos.

 3. "So in order to consummate this important business deal,
     all we have to do is -- HEY, LOOK! JOE PISCOPO!"

 2. You know that "Hope I Die Before I Get Old" song? Between
    skin cancer, earthquakes, smog warnings, and various
    traffic-related incidents, your odds for fulfilling that
    goal are much better.


    and the Number 1 Reason to Live in Hollywood...


 1. Very convenient locale if you aren't a Ewan McGregor fan.



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Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ            -- 1
Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN        -- 2, 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA           -- 3
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON    -- 4
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD  -- 5, 8
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL      -- 6
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY             -- 7
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC         -- Script Doctor

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