================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Some Cost 3 Pounds 50, Some Cost Only 2... 50. ================================================================== November 29, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: As if America hasn't suffered enough, the Blockbuster Entertainment Awards, planned for this April, have been cancelled due to "the uncertainty of the times". The Top 9 Results of Cancelling the Blockbuster Entertainment Awards 9. Diminished belief in the book of Revelations as signs of the Apocalypse continue to disappear. 8. Jerry O'Connell has to find something else to host or remain unemployed for another year. 7. Previous Blockbuster Awards ceremonies will be available for rent for those feeling nostalgic. 6. UPN devastated by the loss of a potential 3 share. 5. All would-be participants go back to loitering in front of liquor stores. 4. Outraged fans in the millions will boycott Blockbuster until they agree to put the show back on. Yeah, right! 3. Now, get free award and microwavable popcorn with the purchase of two overnight rentals. 2. Actors actually relieved, not having to deal with the hassle of having their award back to Blockbuster by noon on the 6th day after the show. and the Number 1 Result of Cancelling the Blockbuster Entertainment Awards... 1. Terrorists around the world rejoice, dance and shout: "They cancelled it! We won! We finally won!" [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 39 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1, 4, 6 Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI -- 2 Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ -- 2 Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA -- 3, 9 Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA -- 5, 7 Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 8 Eric F. Lipton, Chicago, IL -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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