================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Colors may fade in hot water. ================================================================== October 7, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Recently-released documents show that the FBI kept files on such suspected Communists as Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra and Lucille Ball. The Top 9 Signs an Actor Is Communist 9. Petitions to have his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame changed to a hammer and sickle. 8. Subdivides his Beverly Hills mansion into tiny apartments; smell of cabbage cooking in all the hallways. 7. Always asking where to score some of that "opiate of the masses". 6. Not only eats *all* colors of M&Ms, shares them equally with the entire crew. 5. Jumps up and down on Oprah's couch, yelling, "I love Stalin!" 4. Red Buttons, Red Skelton, Redd Foxx; I mean, come on people... 3. Smokes cigars like Castro; has same last name as the father of Communism; and has brothers with suspicious, foreign- sounding names like Harpo and Zeppo. 2. Well, anyone even remotely connected to "Up With People" has to be at the top of the list. and the Number 1 Sign an Actor Is Communist... 1. They're one of those rare Hollywood types who speak out against the White House. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 1, 4, 7 (3 pic dealski!) Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, 3, 4 (3 pic dealski!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 8 Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 5, 9 G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 6 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Pinko Liberal? ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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