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                         February 14, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

             Ah, Valentine's Day. Flowers, chocolate,
                 and the one time you can get your
                     boyfriend to see Chicago...


         The Top 8 Signs That a "Chick Flick" Is in Trouble 


 8. Explosive chase scenes outnumber heroic cancer victims.

 7. Focus is so soft you can't even tell what's going on.

 6. The heroine's idea of getting even is serving dinner five
    minutes late.

 5. The ingenue is played by Martina Navratilova.

 4. Lifetime wants no part of the movie rights.

 3. Well, the director had a... *ahem*... different concept of
    "chick flick"...

 2. Just not enough plot in Thelma & Louise 2: Ride to the
    Bottom.


    and the Number 1 Sign That a "Chick Flick" Is in Trouble...


 1. Males 18-35 caught in test-screening bear traps fail to gnaw
    off their limbs to escape.



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Selected from 50 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA    -- 1, 8 (2nd #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 3
Craig Barker, Livonia, MI           -- 4
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA        -- 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL           -- 6
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- A man's Editor, I tell ya!

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              Signs Your "Chick Flick" Is in Trouble 
              RUNNERS UP list  --  More Like "Chuck"
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"Written by Neil Labute; produced by Jerry Bruckheimer; directed
by Michael Bay; starring Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Tom Arnold and
Jimmy Kimmel!"
      (Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
      (Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL)
      (Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada)

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