================================================================== Use other side for additional items. TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES http://www.littlefivers.com/movies ================================================================== August 17, 2007 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Instead of our regular comedy semi-pros, today's list was written by our subscribers, everyday folks like you. The Top 8 Signs There Won't Be a Sequel (Pt. 1) 8. The audience skewed older than 15. 7. In the original, the main character is eating onion rings with his family, the guy in the Member's Only jacket uses the rest room, and then the screen just goes black. 'Cause that kinda ties everything up and leaves no room for a sequel. 6. Let's see... the ship sank and the boyfriend is a block of ice at the bottom of the ocean. Ain't much farther to go with that one, Jimbo. 5. The movie studio isn't buying that a terminator cyborg from the future uses a laser-guided, missile-launching walker. 4. The star has been taken to the mother ship. 3. The entire cast has jointly filed suit to prevent the producer from coming within 150 yards of them. 2. Two thumbs down from the director's mom. and the Number 1 Sign There Won't Be a Sequel... 1. Directed by Alan Smithee, Starring Alan Smithee, Cinematography by Alan Smithee, Catering by Alan Smithee... [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
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