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                          July 11, 2008                           

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

            Although most famous for playing Gandhi,              
         Sir Ben Kingsley said he will continue to star          
           in big summer movies, because they are the            
            mass entertainment of society, not unlike             
            the chariot races in the Roman Coliseum.             


    The Top 9 Similarities Between Hollywood and Ancient Rome     


 9. Lots of Democrats, lots of queens.

 8. Innocents fed to the lions / starlets chased by paparazzi.

 7. Find me one restaurant that doesn't serve a Caesar salad!

 6. Whores having orgies in public. But now they're filmed.

 5. Always fanboys claiming the gore isn't going far enough.

 4. Whether a Roman Emperor or a Hollywood actress, it is
    important to prominently display your bust.

 3. Thumbs up or thumbs down means life or death.

 2. Christians keep trying to ruin perfectly fun decadance.


               and the Number 1 Similarity Between               
                  Hollywood and Ancient Rome...                   


 1. Back-stabbing still the best way to get something
    accomplished.



              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
              [          www.topfive.com          ]               


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Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Patrick Storck, Baltimore, MD  -- 1, 2, 3 (Academy Award!)
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA   -- 3, 8, Banner tag
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 4
John English, Orem, UT         -- 5, 9
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 6, 7, 9 (Three picture deal!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 6
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY      -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Et tu, Editor?

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         Similarities Between Hollywood and Ancient Rome          
               RUNNERS UP list  --  Listis Minimus                
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Everyone believes there are gods everywhere.
          (Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH)

Fanciest chariots still end up in the biggest crashes.
          (Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

Cheers tend to follow when the pious Christian gets torn apart.
          (John English, Orem, UT)

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