================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES May cause drowsiness. ================================================================== September 5, 2008 The Top 7 Things You Can Do When the Movie Is Boring (Pt. 2) 7. Polish that Paul Reubens impression you've been working on since losing your girlfriend. 6. Figure out how many times each actress has been in a movie where she's shown her boobies. 5. Write superior fanfic version of film on your ticket stub. 4. Make a list of all the things you could have bought with the money you paid for tickets, sodas, popcorn, candy, parking and babysitter. 3. Calculate the price per kernel for the Mega-Jumbo bucket. 2. Change your seat every two minutes -- ask others if they've seen the leopard-print underwear you misplaced last week. and the Number 1 Thing You Can Do When the Movie Is Boring... 1. Sue the producer for violation of the Geneva Convention's torture statute. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
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