================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Remember to read a Top5 list every three days or 3000 page-views, whichever comes first. ================================================================== September 24, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: David Hasselhoff has spent years trying to produce a movie based on his hit TV show Knight Rider, even lining up a studio and possibly Ben Affleck as Michael Knight. But plans have been derailed after the infamous "creative differences" (apparently, the studio didn't want KITT the car to talk). The Top 8 Ways David Hasselhoff Can Get the Knight Rider Movie Made 8. Contractually agree not to sing the theme song himself. 7. Intense, smoky sex scene between KITT and Catherine Zeta-Jones. 6. Let Matt Damon play Knight, and Affleck the monotone car. 5. Contact the makers of Gigli -- they'll make anything just to have some other "last movie". 4. In the Affleck version, Michael Knight doesn't talk. 3. Rewrite KITT as a BMW, working with Herr Matthias Knight. 2. Settle for the Barbie & Ken doll version he videotaped in his beach house. and the Number 1 Way David Hasselhoff Can Get the Knight Rider Movie Made... 1. Follow the Baywatch formula -- give KITT silicone implants and some of those bouncy shocks. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 1, 8 (6th #1) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 3, 6, 8 (Blockbuster!) Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA -- 4, 5 Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 7 John English, Orem, UT -- Topic Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Needs new car ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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