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                         February 3, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          Disney bought its chief animation rival Pixar,
           which is run by Apple's Chairman Steve Jobs.
           He is now the largest shareholder, and there
           is speculation on the extent of his influence
              upon the venerable entertainment giant.


           The Top 8 Ways Steve Jobs Will Change Disney


 8. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs digitally modified to have
    the heroine eat a poison peach.

 7. All windows removed from all theme park buildings.

 6. Jobs' official title now "iGod".

 5. New sign over old ride: "It's a Nano World".

 4. Movie villains wear pocket protectors and black-frame glasses
    with white cloth tape repairs.

 3. Pooh sidekick now called "OSX Tigger".

 2. Donald Duck still doesn't wear pants, just a black turtleneck.


    and the Number 1 Way Steve Jobs Will Change Disney...


 1. More hugs, fewer executions.



              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ]
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA             -- 1, 3
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX                   -- 2
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia         -- 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA               -- 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA               -- 5, 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA                 -- 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                 -- 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR            -- 8
Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                -- List Polisher

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