================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES I shall *never* be a poor actress again! ================================================================== October 28, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: After losing her own reality show and other work over her party-girl image, actress Tara Reid has dropped her publicist and asked the media to "stop picking on me". The Top 8 Ways Tara Reid Can Improve Her Public Image 8. Start sleeping with a higher class of director. 7. Turn down that gig for Girls Gone Wild: Celebrity Party Sluts!!! 6. Three letters, Whiney: B - R - A 5. Get knocked up by her nutty, couch-jumping boyfriend. 4. No more keg stands at the Mensa parties. 3. Make sure that her internet-leaked sex video has better production values than all the others. 2. Every time she makes a decision, ask herself, "What would Meryl do?" and the Number 1 Way Tara Reid Can Improve Her Public Image... 1. Get appointed to the U.S. Supreme Court. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 6 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 2, 5, 7, 8 (Blockbuster!) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 3 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Didn't Finish Finishing School ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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