================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES I sure picked the wrong day to stop being funny. ================================================================== April 23, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: My cousin Jeff and his friend Craig used to play this game about movies. Here's how it works: The Bad Guy was blowed up, the Good Guy got the Girl and repaired his friendship with the Supporting Guy, everyone lifts their drinks, and someone says the very last line of dialogue... With the title of the movie in it. The Top 9 Worst Last Lines Using the Title 9. "Forget the sled, Charles, I'll give you my watch. It's a Citizen, Kane." 8. "See Ray, the weather's not so bad at this train station. And the weather guy said it was supposed to rain, man!" 7. "Geez, I hope Teddy didn't mind me leaving that bullet in his face as a little memento." 6. "Francesca's children went on to lead productive lives, including her son Michael who became a dentist. In fact, he became well-known for fashioning the finest bridges of Madison County." 5. "Aw, the hell with it. We still got Brooklyn. Let the Muppets take Manhattan." 4. "John, I forgot how much I love you. Now I'm going to take you home and hump you so violently, you're going to die hard." 3. "Years later, I would recall Atticus with a great deal of love and respect. Except for his breath, of course - that was rank enough to kill a mockingbird." 2. "How many times do I have to tell you, Rocky? Five raw eggs! That's 5, Rocky, 5!!" and the Number 1 Worst Last Line Using the Title... 1. "No, I've spent my life chasing crooks, and I'm not trained for anything else. I guess I'm just stuck being Batman forever." [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Famous Last Words: Fond Farewells, Deathbed Diatribes and Exclamations upon Expiration ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 2, 5 (Three picture deal!) Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- 3, 4, 7 (Three picture deal!) Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 6 Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 8 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- The List's Last Word ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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