================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES We kid, we kid. ================================================================== March 12, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: The Top5 Movies "Little Fiver" list was started three years ago. The Top 7 Third Anniversary Gifts Hollywood Gave Us 7. Liza & David -- All the still-unopened gifts from their sham of a wedding. 6. Anonymous -- Goodie basket containing: one bottle cyanide, one loaded .357 Magnum with hair trigger, one noose, and a gift certificate for Dr. Kevorkian. 5. Woody Allen -- A free session with his psychiatrist, to figure out why we keep putting ourselves through this, week after week after week. 4. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie -- Gift certificates for tattoo removal. 3. Ebert & Roeper -- Two thumbs up. One for each time we made one of them laugh. 2. Olson Twins -- Same as the last two years: a restraining order. and the Number 1 Third Anniversary Gift Hollywood Gave Us... 1. David Letterman -- A nice card and some flowers. Man, he just isn't the same since the baby. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Our Wedding Anniversary Memory Book 14k White Gold Princess Cut Diamond Band ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 1, 2 (2nd #1) Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 3 Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 4, 7 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5 Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 6 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Hey, I just edit the thing! ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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