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                         January 13, 2006


            The Top 9 Awards We'd Like to See for 2005


 9. Truth-in-Advertising Award - To The Brothers Grimm and Doom
    for predicting their own reviews

 8. Comeback, Go Back Award - To Jane Fonda for Monster-in-Law

 7. Weakest Link Award - For Katie Holmes in Batman Begins

 6. Being & Nothingness Award - To Paris Hilton

 5. Free At Last, Free At Last, Thank God Almighty, Free At Last
    Award - To George Lucas for Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge
    of the Sith

 4. The Catwoman Award, given to the latest Best Actress winner to
    make a crappy commercial flick - Charlize Theron for Aeon Flux

 3. Everybody's Got a Mortgage Award - Presented to both Steve
    Martin and Eugene Levy for Cheaper by the Dozen 2

 2. How Low Can You Go? Award - To Uwe Boll, whose body of work is
    making Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrick


    and the Number 1 Award We'd Like to See for 2005...


 1. The Right Place At The Right Time Award - To Vince Vaughn,
    for snatching up Jennifer Aniston



              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS            -- 1
John English, Orem, UT            -- 2, 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 3
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX           -- 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA  -- 5, 8
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY         -- 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA         -- 9
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Birthday Boy

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