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                          August 9, 2002  


            The Top 9 Benefits to Being a Man In Black


 9. Never have to separate colors for the wash.

 8. Single-letter business cards.

 7. Good God, man, playing Twister with Rosario Dawson!

 6. Signing checks much faster.

 5. Intergalactic/interspecies booty.

 4. Already dressed for the dozens of funerals you attend for the
    aliens you've been zapping.

 3. Nobody questions you rooming with Al Gore at Harvard.

 2. Giant, slimy, tentacled aliens much easier to deal with than
    the usual crowd at Walmart.


       and the Number 1 Benefit to Being a Man In Black...


 1. After Labor Day, you have a huge advantage over your
    arch-rivals, the Women In White.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

               Men In Black Collector's Series DVD

                    Men In Black 2 Soundtrack

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Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Larry Hollister, Concord, CA              -- 1 (5th #1)
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA          -- 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                 -- 4, 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA              -- 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH             -- 6
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA       -- 7
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA             -- 8
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL         -- 9
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT         -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                -- List Moderator

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                 Benefits to Being a Man In Black 
        RUNNERS UP list  -- Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
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Ability to neuralize pesky IRS agents, one-night stands, Linda
Fiorentino, bad dates, your wife, your boss; or in line at the
DMV, after parties, when having impotence problems or after having
just groped someone.
      (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
      (Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL)
      (Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)
      (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)
      (Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA)
      (Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)
      (Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada)
      (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
      (Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT)
      (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

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