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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER
Par-taay of the first part.
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April 20, 2001
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
In the high-excitement world of music contract
law, the Rider Clause is where the artists state
their demands from the concert promoter, such as
"separate dressing rooms", "no green M&M's", etc.
The Top 6 Boy Band Rider Clauses
6. Each performer receives 17 tubes Clearasil.
5. No roadie shall be in any way more attractive than the least
attractive band member.
4. Local attorney present for briefing on community's statutory
rape laws.
3. Maybelline eyeliner only -- absolutely no Revlon crap.
2. All staff must sign non-disclosure agreement regarding secret
YooHoo flavored puberty-freezing hormone.
and the Number 1 Boy Band Rider Clause...
1. No Eminems -- of any color!
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