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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
Written on location in Los Angeles.
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February 25, 2005
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Regarding its emphasis on
popularity and clique-ishness,
Martin Mull once made the classic
analogy that "Hollywood is like
high school with money."
The Top 7 Completions to the Statement: "Hollywood Is Like..."
7. Hollywood is like Congress with a facial.
6. Hollywood is like a nursery with more-difficult babies.
5. Hollywood is a digestive system: it chews up delicious things
and you end up with a something that could be fertile, but
more often just stinks.
4. Hollywood is like Pam Anderson's cleavage: once you get past
all the plastic, it's actually not very deep.
3. Hollywood is like 60 days of Employee of the Month ceremonies,
followed by ten months of just punchin' the clock.
2. Hollywood is a zoo where all the animals have brilliant white
teeth and gorgeous hair.
and the Number 1 Completion to the
Statement: "Hollywood Is Like..."
1. Hollywood is like a warm pie: full of yummy bits, but flaky
around the edges.
[ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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