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                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

               "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher (ask               
               your older brother) has signed to do               
                four porno flicks. Which notorious                
               crazies with funny accents are next?               


      The Top 8 Consequences of a "Jersey Shore" Porn Movie        


 8. Finally resolves the question: Snooki, man or woman?

 7. At least two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey go ballistic
    when they aren't cast.

 6. Instead of "bawm-chicka-bawm-bawm", you get Sinatra singing
    "dooby-dooby-doo".

 5. For a month, the entire world actually gets turned *off* of
    porn.

 4. Would destroy all that incarcerated New Jersey politicians
    have done to improve the state's image.

 3. "Drop your pants, take the cannoli."

 2. Get to see "The Little Situation".


    and the Number 1 Consequence of a Jersey Shore Porn Movie...


 1. More oil in the water than we're seeing at the Gulf.



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Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH   -- 1, 3, 6 (Three picture deal!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA     -- 1, 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2, 4, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY          -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Action Star

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            Consequences of a Jersey Shore Porn Movie             
           RUNNERS UP list  --  Ain't It The Truth, Yo            
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Disclaimer: Watching this film may cause permanent retinal
scarring.
          (Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA)

Nathan's Coney Island sues for copyright infringement based on
scene that is too reminiscent of their annual hot dog-eating
contest.
          (Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA)

"Jersey Shore" girls acting like sluts: what a surprise!
          (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

Viewers would see how well the Garden State is trimmed.
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

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