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                         October 20, 2006 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              Following up on a rumor started over a 
             year ago, Conan O'Brien asked Christopher
                 Walken about running for president.
              Chris said, "Sure, if they want me to be 
              president, I'll do it. What the heck." 


    The Top 8 DIfferences If Christopher Walken Were President 


 8. Jay Mohr, Kevin Spacey and Kevin Pollak fill in when he
    vacations.

 7. Networks run commercial breaks during dramatic pauses in the
    State of the Union Address.

 6. Visiting dignitaries invited to the Lincoln Bedroom for a
    glass of "Frahnch shomm-pahn-ya".

 5. Unwritten rule against beings from other planets holding
    office would be abolished.

 4. Deer hunting with the President even more dangerous than deer
    hunting with Dick Cheney.

 3. Hugo Chavez not only quiet at the UN, he actually wets
    himself.

 2. For the first time in history, a presidential debate ends
    in murder.


                  and the Number 1 DIfference If 
                Christopher Walken Were President...


 1. Top secret documents kept safe using technique he learned
    in Pulp Fiction.



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Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 1, 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 2, 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 4, 8
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA     -- 6, 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Can't do a Pompadour

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