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                         February 1, 2002 


                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                     This time, it's personal...

      They recently re-released A.I. (Artificial Intelligence)
      for Oscar consideration. Now, you can think Kubrick is 
           God, and you can call Steven "The Master", but 
        I thought A.I. really stunk. I want my 3 hours back. 


                 The Top 7 Differences Between A.I.
                   and a Flaming Bag of Dog Poop 


 7. You can make out with your date and ignore A.I.

 6. Poop gag leaves scorch mark on porch, not on brain.

 5. Only needed to scrape JuJuBees off shoes after seeing A.I.

 4. No one had to clean up after the gigolo robot.

 3. A.I. takes almost 15 minutes to burn out.

 2. Poop doesn't have previews of other, better tricks.


             and the Number 1 Difference Between A.I.
                 and a Flaming Bag of Dog Poop...


 1. It would be much more satisfying to stomp out that
    teddy bear thing.



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                Steven Spielberg: Crazy for Movies

                  Kubrick: The Definitive Edition

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Selected from 12 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent    -- 1, 5, 6 (Hat trick! 9th #1)
Peter Rogers, Improvisor       -- 2, 3, 7 (Hat trick!)
Alex Earl, Civilian            -- 3
Wade Kwon, Civilian            -- 4
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- List Moderator

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