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                          April 17, 2009                          


     The Top 8 Differences If Movies Had Never Been Invented      


 8. Harvey Weinstein: toughest real estate agent ever.

 7. Blockbuster is a construction/demolition company.

 6. Blu-Ray discs show ultra-clear video of Richard Simmons'
    workouts.

 5. The standby date: dinner and a barn-raising.

 4. "And the Academy Award for Best Flipbook goes to... Pixar!"

 3. Seth Rogan would be a bartender, Keanu Reeves would be selling
    cars, and your waiter would be that nice, quiet Spielberg boy.

 2. Biggest papparazzi-hounded celebs? Shadow puppeteers.


                  and the Number 1 Difference If                  
                 Movies Had Never Been Invented...                


 1. This summer at the Globe Theater! Romeo and Juliet II: Zombie
    Lovers, Taming of the Shrew III: Revenge of the Shrew, and
    Henry V Part VI !



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Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 1
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 2, 4, 6 (Three pic deal!)
Kris Johnson, Chatsworth, CA        -- 2, 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO       -- 2, 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 3, 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 3
John English, Orem, UT              -- 5, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Cecil B. DeListed

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          Differences If Movies Had Never Been Invented           
                 RUNNERS UP list  --  Bad Actors                  
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Tom Cruise arrested for breaking into homes and jumping on sofas.
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

Russell Crowe's ego only five times normal size.
          (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

Paul Reubens' reputation: still squeaky clean.
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

France would idolize Huey Lewis.
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

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