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                          April 1, 2005


        The Top 9 Differences If Movies Were Made By Babies


 9. Less violence, more poop.

 8. Top box office draw of all time? Chesty Morgan.

 7. Just about every Oscar would go to a "million dollar baby".

 6. MTV Cribs: The Movie

 5. Dora the Explorer: Womb Raider

 4. Easier international distribution, since all dialogue is of
    the "oochie-coochie-coo" variety.

 3. "Of all the cribs in all the nurseries in all the preschools,
    she had to crawl into mine."

 2. Even in G-rated movies: nipples galore!


    and the Number 1 Difference If Movies Were Made By Babies...


 1. Will Smith's next role? Car keys.



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 1, 2  (17th #1)
John English, Orem, UT              -- 1, 4  (7th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA        -- 2, 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 5, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Does my dog count?

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