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February 15, 2002
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Okay, it's six weeks into the
new year. Remember January 1st?
The Top 8 Failed New Year's Resolutions of Celebrities
8. George Lucas - Book "O Town" for Star Wars: Episode III.
7. Cuba Gooding, Jr. - Remember who suggested I do talking-dog
movie. Rub down with Alpo and tie to fire hydrant.
6. Tom Green - Marry someone less crazy than I am.
5. Nicole Kidman - Get drunk, round up fellow Aussies Russell
Crowe and Rachel Griffiths, egg Tom's house.
4. Robert Downey, Jr. - Start health kick, scale back to vodka
and heroin.
3. Winona Ryder - Pick up some new clothes.
2. Rudy Giuliani - As regular New Yorker, stand in line now for
December tickets to The Producers.
and the Number 1 Failed New Year's Resolution of a Celebrity...
1. Britney Spears and Jennifer Connelly - Work with scientists to
figure out exactly how they switched breast sizes.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
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