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                          August 22, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Remember that venerable Japanese poetry form,
            the haiku? They follow a strict pattern of
        three sentences, with five syllables in the first,
       seven in the middle, and five syllables in the last.


                       The Top 7 Movie Haiku


 7. Ben A. and J-Lo
    He thinks it's love. Can you say
    "Flavor of the week?"

 6. DreamWorks makes Sinbad
    Blonde, white Brad Pitt is the star
    Piss off more Arabs

 5. This time a woman
    Is the new terminator
    Robot PMS?

 4. Oddest pair of stars
    Ashton K. and Demi Moore?
    Boy becomes a man

 3. It's summer again
    Theaters are full of sequels
    Read a book at home

 2. Ten dollar tickets
    Eight more for popcorn and Coke
    This better be good


    and the Number 1 Movie Haiku...


 1. Charlie's Angels Two
    Liu, Barrymore and Diaz
    I'll need more lotion



              [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

                          Haiku Handbook:
               How to Write, Share and Teach Haiku

                          Redneck Haiku

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Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 5, 6 (Three picture deal!)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD     -- 2, 3
Clifton Gray, Phoenix, AZ       -- 4, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA      -- List Papa-san

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