================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Call for viewing. ================================================================== June 13, 2008 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: A scandal "news" website claims that several homeowners are trying to force Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie out of the neighborhood. Pitt insists he gets along just fine with his neighbors; it's the paparazzi that are the problem. The Top 9 Hassles of Living Next Door to a Famous Actor 9. Always dropping over to borrow a cup of heroin. 8. Bad scripts always wind up on my side of the fence. 7. Smelly fumes from the burning twenties in their fireplace. 6. Whenever their latest movie flops, housing prices go down. 5. Won't mow his lawn until he finds his motivation. 4. Annoying door-to-door plastic surgeons always knock at dinner time. 3. Not only won't apologize for boinking your wife, but asks for another go since "I think I can do it better this time." 2. Toddlers wandering into your back yard to forage for food while Mommy is out clubbing. and the Number 1 Hassle of Living Next Door to a Famous Actor... 1. Your 12-year-old daughter makes more at her babysitter job than you do as a Department Manager. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 1, 2 Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 2, 3, 5, 9 (Blockbuster!) William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 4 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2 Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 6 John English, Orem, UT -- 7, 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- In the Boonies ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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