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                        December 19, 2008                         


       The Top 9 Hollywood Holiday Greeting Card Sentiments       


 9. "Merry Gross Mass!"

 8. "Feliz Kitten Natividad"

 7. "Happy Hannuk Christmas
     From Your Agent"

 6. "Here's hoping this Holiday Season is as uplifting as your new
     boob job."

 5. "Hope you get off the B-list and can be invited to our next
     holiday party."

 4. "May the Peace of the Season be with you, despite your history
     of making violent, blood-drenched movies."

 3. "May George Clooney not take an interest in your girlfriend."

 2. "May your 'accidental' nip-slip quadruple your Google hits."


    and the Number 1 Hollywood Holiday Greeting Card Sentiment...


 1. "You are a heartless, selfish, backstabbing prick.
     Merry Christmas from Mom!"



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Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI          -- 1
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA           -- 3
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH       -- 4, 6, 9 (Three pic deal!)
John English, Orem, UT                -- 5
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY             -- 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA      -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- Kringle. Kris Kringle.

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