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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
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August 30, 2002
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Tom Cruise recently sued a man for $50 million
because the man claimed to have slept with the
star, thus "proving" that Tommie was gay.
The Top 9 Other Hollywood Lawsuits
9. Tom Hanks v. Academy of Motion Picture Arts -- Vote-fixing to
keep him from winning Oscars 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.
8. Nicolas Cage v. National Enquirer -- Alleged secret photos of
him with a second facial expression.
7. Eddie Vedder v. Procter and Gamble -- Copyright infringement
for using Evenflow in a Tampax commercial.
6. Temple Beth Israel v. Hollywood City Council -- Considering
the composition of Hollywood, might as well put six points on
the Boulevard stars.
5. Clint Eastwood v. Cinematographers Union -- Medical costs plus
punitive damages for permanent squint caused by intense movie
lighting.
4. Vin Diesel v. Mrs. Dorothy Diesel -- Never taught her son that
you should wait until after you're famous to be arrogant.
3. Tawny Kitaen v. Chuck Finley -- Assault and Battery for
bruising her fists.
2. Anna Nicole Smith v. Timex Corp. -- Defective watches keep
stopping after 15 minutes.
and the Number 1 Other Hollywood Lawsuit...
1. Matt Damon v. Tom Clancy -- Non-payment of wages for The Sum
of All Fears, because he swears he starred in it.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
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BIG HITS
You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again
by Julia Phillips
The Collapse of the Common Good:
How America's Lawsuit Culture Undermines Our Freedom
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