================================================================== Dave? Dave's not here, man! TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES ================================================================== August 22, 2008 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Pineapple Express is about a couple of potheads that witness a murder and are chased by the bad guys. The Top 9 Indications the Movie Was Made by Stoners 9. Those fragmented, jittery flashback scenes? Unintentional. 8. No need for smoke machines during night filming. 7. Craft service ran $2,000,000 over budget. 6. It was directed by "Oliver Stoner". 5. That's not a laugh track. That's the crew who forgot to turn off their mikes. 4. Cheech, Chong and Norville "Shaggy" Rogers are listed as technical advisers. 3. Even though it's ready to premiere now, the producers insist on an April 20th, 4:20 pm opening. 2. There are more fried brains on display than a hundred Hannibals. and the Number 1 Indication the Movie Was Made by Stoners... 1. At the preview, the audience yells at the projectionist to keep replaying the concession stand ads instead of the film. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 43 submissions from 12 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 1, 6 Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 2, 4 Randy Lee, Burke, VA -- 3, Banner tag Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 8 Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 5, 9 Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 7 Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Dude ------------------------------------------------------------------ Indications the Movie Was Made by Stoners RUNNERS UP list -- High and Inside ------------------------------------------------------------------ The credits contain over thirty Top5 contributors. (Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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