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                         February 13, 2004 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            This was, without a doubt, the hardest list
            I've ever edited. I received so many great
          submissions from the writers that I just had to
            do something unusual, daring and outrageous.

           No, not bare my breast -- create a Runners Up
               list of all the unchosen submissions.
                    Check it out at the bottom.


                  The Top 9 Janet Jackson Movies


  9. Dirty Danskin

  8. What About Boob?

  7. Breast in Show

  6. One Drew Open the Cuckoo's Chest

  5. Melon Rouge

  4. Extraction Jackson

  3. Desperately Seeking Attention

  2. Half Metal Jacket


     and the Number 1 Janet Jackson Movie...


  1. Star Trick: The Final Front Tear



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

                   Janet Jackson - "Damita Jo"

            The Art of Exotic Dancing for Everyday Women

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Selected from 58 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 1 (10th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA        -- 2, 5, 7 (Three pic deal!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 3, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 4
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA -- 7, RU name
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 8
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Pierced ear only, thanks

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                       Janet Jackson Movies 
                  RUNNERS UP list  --  Ripoffs 
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Here are all the submissions that didn't make it:

    A Nipple Ring Runs Through It
    A Star is Shown
    A Star is Torn
    Around TiVo World in 1.5 Seconds
    Booty and the Breast
    Breast of the Best
    breasts, lies and videotape
    Das Boob
    Das Boob 
    Dude, Where's My Bra?
    Dude, Where's My Top?
    Finding Nippo
    Fleshdance
    Fleshdance
    From Justin to -- WHOA, NELLY!
    Giggly
    How to Lose a Bra in Ten Days
    I Know What You Did Last Sunday
    I Remember Mammary
    It's a Nipple, Charlie Brown
    Juggernaut
    Kill Career: Vol. 1
    Lord of the Nipple Ring: Return of the King of Pop's
      Freaky Sister
    Mammary Dearest
    My Breast Friend's Wedding
    My Left Breast
    My Left Tit
    My Privates Malfunction
    My Right Breast
    N'Sync the Bismarck
    O Booby, Where Art Thou?
    One Flew Out o' the Cuckoo's Breast
    Robocup
    Schindler's Tits
    Showgirls II
    Showgirls 2: Wardrobe Malfunction
    Sunset Boob-Regard
    The Breast Years of Our Lives
    The Breast Years of Thier Lives
    The Flaky Whore's Tits on Show
    The Good, The Bad and The Pastey
    The Magnificent One
    The Nipple Ring and I
    The ShowWank Redemption
    The Talented Mr. Nippley
    Tits, Lies and Videotape
    Titty Titty Bang Bang
    When Justin Stripped Janet

Not so easy to pick just nine, now is it?

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