================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Consult your humorist before using. ================================================================== February 7, 2003 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: According to the TV machine last night, plastic surgeons estimate that Michael Jackson has had at least 7 operations on his face. Well, duh. What don't we know? The Top 8 Least-Known Hollywood Cosmetic Surgeries 8. David Spade -- Left eyebrow tendon shortened. 7. Julia Roberts -- Seven extra molars intalled. 6. Glenn Close -- Forehead-dewrinkling via insertion of windshield from a '98 Buick Regal. 5. Lassie -- After her third litter, had five of her twelve breasts reduced. 4. Producers -- Well, apparently scripts for most of the movies I've seen recently have had a Verbal Lobotomy. 3. Anna Nicole Smith -- Finally just gave up and added flukes and a blow-hole. 2. Angelina Jolie -- Went to divorce court and had an ass removed. and the Number 1 Least-Known Hollywood Cosmetic Surgery... 1. Joan Rivers -- The first to have "The Magellan", wherein the face is stretched entirely around the head and back to it's original position. [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The Smart Woman's Guide to Plastic Surgery: Essential Information from a Female Plastic Surgeon Michael Jackson's Great Beer Guide (Okay, it's a different Jacko, but real men drink beer!) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1, 2, 3 (Academy Award!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 5 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 4 Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 6, 7, 8 (Three pic deal!) Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- A little lipo, so sue me. ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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