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                           July 1, 2005 


        The Top 8 Messages on Hollywood Answering Machines 


 8. "Hey, Hanksie. Sorry you missed my birthday party... But
     thanks for the Oscar! It's the best present ever."

 7. "Keanu, this is Oprah. Uma, Rumer, Elijah, Bijou and I are
     going over to Dweezil's for sushi and shami kebabs."

 6. "Calista? It's Lara. I've gotten through the week on just a
     bottle of Perrier and a grape. Top that, you cow!"

 5. "Hey, Lindsay, it's Hilary. My career's kinda stalling, can
     you teach me how to get drunk at parties?"

 4. "Ben? It's Matt. Look, I talked to Soderbergh and he said
     there's just no room for you in Ocean's 13, so he'd like
     you to stop parking in front in his house and watching him
     all the time."

 3. "Hey, DreamWorks, it's Jobs. I just rented Shark Tale and
     I wanted to let you know that YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!!
     Ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

 2. "Mr. Lucas can't answer the phone right now, he's swimming in
     the north cash pool."


     and the Number 1 Message on a Hollywood Answering Machine...


 1. "You've reached the phone of Russell Crowe. Say what you
     f#@kin' gotta say, then sod off, you f%#kin' wanker!!"



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Selected from 21 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA          -- 1, 2 (9th #1)
John English, Orem, UT                 -- 3, 4, 5  (3 pic deal!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO          -- 6
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA          -- 7
G. Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA             -- List Operator

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