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                        September 16, 2005 


                     The Top 6 Movie Equations


 6. Jackie Chan + Any Loud Comedic Actor = Hearing Loss

 5. Jerry Bruckheimer + 519 Explosions = 132 Explosions Short Of
    A Blockbuster

 4. James Bond + Halle Berry - Bikini Top = I'm Sorry, What Was
    The Question Again?

 3. Old TV Show + $10,000,000 Budget + Jessica Simpson = Movie
    Even More Unwatchable Than The Crappy Old Show It Was Based On

 2. (Steven Spielberg + Airport Terminal) x 2 hours = Amblin'
    Squared + (Zero x Entertainment)


    and the Number 1 Movie Equation...


 1. Murdered Brother + Thin Old Japanese Man + (Coconuts and
    Ropes) - Spare Time = Guy That First Needs A Slap From
    Brother's Murderer To Become The Best Fighter Ever



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 9 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa  -- 1, 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY                -- 2
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX         -- 3, 6
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA          -- 4
TopFive Pets Little Fiver, TopFive.com -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA             -- Not Afraid of Math

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