================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES U R 2 Nice + 2 Be = 5 Gotten ================================================================== September 16, 2005 The Top 6 Movie Equations 6. Jackie Chan + Any Loud Comedic Actor = Hearing Loss 5. Jerry Bruckheimer + 519 Explosions = 132 Explosions Short Of A Blockbuster 4. James Bond + Halle Berry - Bikini Top = I'm Sorry, What Was The Question Again? 3. Old TV Show + $10,000,000 Budget + Jessica Simpson = Movie Even More Unwatchable Than The Crappy Old Show It Was Based On 2. (Steven Spielberg + Airport Terminal) x 2 hours = Amblin' Squared + (Zero x Entertainment) and the Number 1 Movie Equation... 1. Murdered Brother + Thin Old Japanese Man + (Coconuts and Ropes) - Spare Time = Guy That First Needs A Slap From Brother's Murderer To Become The Best Fighter Ever [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 9 submissions from 4 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 1, 5 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 3, 6 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 TopFive Pets Little Fiver, TopFive.com -- Topic Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Not Afraid of Math ------------------------------------------------------------------ Check out the Random James Bond Movie Generator! ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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