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                           June 27, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                Spider-Man, Daredevil, X-Men, Hulk...

            They gotta run out of comic books sometime.


                The Top 9 Movie Industry Superheroes


 9. Lantern Jaw -- Pummels late-night competition while chatting
    with guests.

 8. Night Ryder -- Ability to make small items disappear.

 7. Kidmanator -- Able to leap to astounding career heights by
    launching from the bodies of former superstar spouses.

 6. Age Inverser -- Plays increasingly older roles by drawing off
    the youthfulness of increasingly younger female co-stars.

 5. XXX Men -- Have the *ahem*... powers of several males.

 4. Lord Lucas -- Repeatedly creates wildly unrealistic
    expectations.

 3. Zeta -- Raven-haired beauty with the power to make men's
    pants tight.

 2. Robbin' -- Can make public pay $9.75 to see From Justin to
    Kelly.


    and the Number 1 Movie Industry Superhero...


 1. Gaffer and Best Boy -- No one knows what the hell they do,
    but apparently no movies are made without them.



              [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 23 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD         -- 1 (2nd #1)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 2
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA     -- 3, 4
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA -- 5, 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 7, 9
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA          -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Editor by day... 

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