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                          January 7, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                          Happy New Year!

        Yes, it's 2005. And speaking of time, how long have 
        you been reading our little list? Did you know that 
         we've been publishing every Friday for FOUR YEARS? 
      Ever wonder what pearls of sarcasm, what knee-slapping, 
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          The Top 9 New Year's Horoscopes for Hollywood


 9. Libra: Do not accept any work for scale today. Your career
    may be in the balance.

 8. Scorpio: Ignore your urge to rehash the past -- nobody wants
    to see a remake of The Sting.

 7. Aquarius: Spanglish was a step up, but don't start counting
    your Oscars yet, Waterboy.

 6. Pisces: Box-office failure is in your future. Take that
    sitcom offer now.

 5. Scorpio: That sting you feel is just the Botox.

 4. Gemini: Take special care to insure your twin eats and
    retains all her food today.

 3. Aries: Use your ability as a batterer to fight off Liza
    Minelli.

 2. Taurus: The next time you're drinking and you spot a tipsy
    Russell Crowe at the end of the bar, don't tell him his
    "beautiful mind" is up his ass.


    and the Number 1 New Year's Horoscope for Hollywood...


 1. Aquarius: Resist wagering with the man that refills the water
    coolers in your office. He may really be Ben Affleck.



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 1 (8th #1)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 3, 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 4, 9
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA   -- 7, 8
John English, Orem, UT         -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Capricorn One

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