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March 28, 2003
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
They missed a few last weekend...
The Top 8 Oscars We'd Like to Award
8. Ashton Kutcher -- Best Wishful Thinking
7. Martin Sheen -- Best Performance By an Actor in a Visa
Commercial
6. Britney Spears -- Technical Award for Man-Made Objects in an
Unsupported Role
5. Pauly Shore -- Most Likely to Be Slammed by Top5 Yet Again,
Despite Not Having Made a Movie in Ages
4. Julia Roberts -- Best Ability to Focus Attention on Self Even
During Presentation to Another
3. Cher -- Best Presenter over 50 Wearing a Postage Stamp's Worth
of Material
2. Jennifer Lopez -- Best Performance by an Actress in My Spank
Fantasies
and the Number 1 Oscar We'd Like to Award...
1. Susan Sarandon -- Best Bet for Someone to be Carried Off Stage
Kicking and Screaming "No Blood for Oil!"
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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BIG HITS
The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action
The Darwin Awards II: Unnatural Selection
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Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 1, 8 (2nd #1)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 2, 7
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 3, 6
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA -- 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Best Editor Ever Nominee
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Oscars We'd Like to Award
RUNNERS UP list -- Too Funny to Leave Out
Even Though We Just Trashed Her Last Week
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Mariah Carey -- Special Hindenburg Award
(Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO)
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